May 2012
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhh this is an SOS
me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
patriotsaint:
i think that if i died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize i wasn’t at school anymore
teenbarakat:
i could probably just sit and watch all time low interviews for the rest of my life and not even get bored
ne-yo:
I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”
Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum
Bryan Stars: What makes Pierce the Veil better than other bands?
Vic: I think that...Mexicans. Because Mexicans.
dragsuperstarkeithmoon:
getting zero notes on a post is like speaking up in a large classroom and everyone just staring at you so you slowly sink back in your seat and regret saying anything
johndavesexual:
fun fact did you know that hell’s national anthem is actually a five year old playing ‘hot cross buns’ on the recorder
April 2012
me when i go out: i should've stayed home
me when i stay home: i should've gone out
me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner
moord:
i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly
paradise fears > maroon 5
Sex Ed Teacher: So class, does anyone know what an STD is?
Me: The All Time Low Documentary.
Parent: I'm going to be home late tonight
Normal teenager: Awesome, I can sneak out and go do illegal things.
Me: Awesome, I can sing as loud as I want.
“Who would’ve thought that our biggest song to date is about a stripper”
– Alex Gaskarth (via fuckyeahhus-bands)
pasty-face:
my life is just one big post-concert depression
gayvidkarp:
the only useful purpose my blog has is showing everyone how much of a massive faggot i am
me: so there's this band an-
friend: shut up
me: ok
end of conversation
Band Members: you don't need to be insecure everybody is beautiful in their own way xoxo
Band Members: hey everyone, look at my size 0 girlfriend
ghostnotebusters:
i don’t believe in commas or periods i believe in the power of omg
hush little blogger don’t u cry mamas gonna buy u a social life
me: walks into school
me: so when can i leave
mycatlovesgreendayandilovemycat:
i fell in love with the girl at the rock show
she said “what”
and i said “whAT”
and she said “i can’t hEAR YOU THE MUSIC’S TOO LOUD”
and i said “WHAT”
