when I hear people laughing
paranoia: They're laughing at you, all of them. They think you look weird. They think you look awful, like shit. They're laughing at you because you're ugly. They pity you. They're glad they are nothing like you at all, you freak.
2011: Let's go planking
2012: Let's go choke on some cinnamon
stillslydgn: wears band shirts out in public in hopes that someone attractive will notice and compliment my shirt so we can then get married
so done with studying for midterms im gonna rip my eyes out. its ok ill just fail my english and chemistry exams tomorrow.
it sucks to know that your father doesn’t exactly like the person you like. it makes you like them and want them even more than before. my life the past 3 months has felt like it was almost out of a movie. i never thought I’d be in a situation like this. but i really like him. really really like him.
officialriandawson: concerts are so nice, like when you’re at one you feel like you’re away from all of the bullshit, all of the sadness, all of the hate, and you just feel whole. its one of the best feelings in the world.
ryanrossthehipsterlesbian: you know when you see someone that’s wearing merch of your favourite band and you just want to go up to them and stroke their face and tell them you love them and become bffs but then you remember you’re not on the internet so you just carry on walking on your friendless journey to nowhere
lol now everyones gonna start posting/reblogging the photos of alex that glamour kills just posted.
Me: Hey guys, the show was great tonight!
The Maine: ...how did you get in the tour van?
Me: I have cupcakes!
Pat: SHE CAN STAY
me: i'm so fat
me: i need to lose weight
me: i'm gonna go on a diet and start running every day
me: *inhales bag of chips and goes to bed*
SLAP SLAP SLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
stay4wake: thekidjesse: liquidmeth: maggie omg OH MY GOD omFG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW I CANT BREATHE
talking about internet friends
mom: how do you know this person
me: they went to my school but they moved
me : honey im home
me : oh i forgot he's on tour
theofficialjesus: alex gaskarth alex solidkarth alex liquidkarth