February 2012
Lol guys. This month alone, I have sent and received over 10,000 text messages.
john-n0lan:
i just really need to get this out
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*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
Watchhe-roin:
why am i laughing so hard. when you think about it this aint even funny but i still laugh omg
listening to miley cyrus all night.
sweet.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
kids-in-l0ve:
everyone is just so cute and perfect
and then there’s me:
Watchcontagiousdisease:
thnksfrthbttsx:
i have this really amazing talent where i can divert the topic of any conversation to all time low
jackstroubleinatanktop:
Do you sometimes just cry because perfection of band members.
newy0rksydi:
plot twist: shakira’s hips actually are lying
Some bitch: Omg you've already seen that band live, why do you need to go again?
Me: Omg you've already breathed once, why do you need to do it again?
tongueparty:
not much has changed but they blogged underwater
