May 2012
chickentatum:
sometimes it lasts in love
but sometimes it hurts instead
Watchb0nercity:
spermology:
laurakvstheworld:
i honestly feel 100% better after watching this
ohFG
the world is now a better place
i haven’t been on tumblr in 4 days LOL YOU GUYS ARE BORING THATS WHY
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
has anyone gotten the keratin treatment on their...
if so, message me!
tomlison:
with great breasts come great responsibility
hommos:
and then satan said lets fuck with people’s minds and make friday close to monday but monday really far from friday
Watch
cyberfag:
i have this really unattractive thing on my face called my face
facelessmarie:
omg uterus sorry for not getting pregnant no need to throw a temper tantrum
Watch
swayinghummingbirds:
anything over $10 is expensive
Anonymous asked: you have a boyfriend?
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
jackbassam:
if Chad Kroeger was a dog he would totally be a Cocker Spaniel
butthurtbandboys:
if jack barakat graduated high school so can i
but why is my boyfriend singing nickelback omg i hung up the phone stop it
